he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
went to sleep on the couch in jeans and socks. woke up in bed totally nude no memory of moving. best farewell party ever
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
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