Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
Just don’t be like me and break up between Christmas and NYE and then get blackout on NYE and puke in your undies.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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