Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
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I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm just over here all sober hanging with two high people talking about how they're "free-spirited stallions."
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
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Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
I rewired his car so that every time he hits the gas the horn and the OnStar turn on every time he hits the brake the panic alarm goes off.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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