Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
This is the best 30th birthday ever. In a Motel 6 drinking a shower beer and sending slow-mo dick helicopter videos to you.
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