i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
Yes sir I did. I'll be there with a guest. And no, my date won't be an escort.
Well if that changes tell the escort to bring cocaine.
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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