just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Pizza rolls are incredible. They are like sex, except I have them sometimes
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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