did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
I made my uber driver take a pit stop between clubs so we could restock on Xanax. #priorities
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