Ninja stars and alcohol are a bad combo
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
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