Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
Attention: due to the power outage we will not be playing drinking games and watching the royal wedding. Bring your own bottle and we'll just drink in silence.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
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