Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Mom wants to know why I'm bringing a blender back to college.... didn't have the heart to tell her she's paying a $20,000 tuition for us to make margaritas and sleep through class
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
God dammit everything I said last night about jungle juice being awesome just does not carry over into the next day
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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