I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
So, 'head before the store' turned into a fuck fest, & that's how I ended up at the grocery store smelling like a cum farm on Black Friday. How's your weekend?
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