he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
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he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
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You may want to re-read your sent texts from last night. You were texting me about your "fire shits" spelled 6 different ways between 3 and 5:30 AM.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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