My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
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should my penis look like a turkey
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
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That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Hope everything goes ok. If it makes you feel better, I straightened vomit into my hair and killed a bird earlier.
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