yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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