You should have seen k-money last night. She was just hanging on to the toilet for half the night. By her fourth trip to puke, she started talking to it and was doing the voices for her and it. She kept saying "...we thank you for your continued business..." haha
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Would be in best interest to sanitize the DVDs
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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