He's been sleeping iwht ***
Nooo
Yeah I don't even know how, she looks like her mom smoked crack while she was in the womb
And then hit her in the face with a shovel
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
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I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
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Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
the guy next to you kind of looks like a penguin. i'm going to fuck him
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
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