ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
Girls should come with a carfax report
I woke up wearing nothing but 7 partially eaten candy necklaces. Only one was around my neck. Don't even try to tell me I don't need plan B.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
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Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
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Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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