that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
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So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
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Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
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