what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
My night ended with a French cab driver offering me his sperm free of cost.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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