you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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