Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
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Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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