We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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