i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
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I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
my fake id says im a 34 yr old russian lady ... how is this working
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
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Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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