i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
we're so committed to being not committed
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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