I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
I just watched my mom open a wine bottle with an electric drill. I have never been so proud.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I feel like royalty, that girl from last night had a vajazzled vag. Bucket list complete.
you know it takes a lot for me to use utensils conservatively
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
one renamed every person in my phone 'I lpvw tewqils', so it would really help me out if you could text me your name. Happy sunday!
You told the bartender at least five times that you were naming your son "Jagermeister" but you would use the bartender's name "Fernando" as his middle name. You were drunk.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.
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