i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I just found three unopened cans of PBR behind our futon that I think I was saving for winter.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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