remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Remind me to do laundry tomorrow so i have something decent to take off when i get laid.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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