I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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