OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
I gave a very stressed out cashier a mini bottle from my purse the day after Christmas. It's what Jesus would have done.
You're a good person. Sharing is caring.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
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