Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
Next time, if you wake and bake, make sure you nail the wake part. Not easy to explain to mum. Or the fire brigade.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
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Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
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Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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