I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
i would one night stand the shit outta him
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
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