Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
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this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
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grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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