I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
it wasn't a total waste of time; I mean how often do you get to play scotch pong?
.....fair enough
Found the cure to anxiety attacks.
An orgasm
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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