The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I'm pretty sure that if I didn't have a gerbil with a shotgun in my uterus I would think i was knocked up cuz all I want is hot sauce
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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