Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Just pee around me
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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