Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Do you know a sam ****, im at the bar right now and lookin for some dirt on her to guilt trip her in to sex
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
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