Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
DC is easy, you will figure it out.
I'm drunk and blonde. You are wayyyy underestimating this.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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