Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
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