things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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