Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
No I'm not coming over. That Bob Ross drinking game is too intense.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
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