yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
Randomize
