if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
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Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
Nothing says love like couples STD testing
Nothing says breakup like the results
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
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We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Best part about losing weight and not fitting into your pants any longer? They come off quick for chipotle emergencies.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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