Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
so i had a hang over on saturday and i stayed in the shower for 4 hours, then crawled out, skimpered to my bed, and some kid i didnt know was sleeping in it
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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