If I were a woman I'd fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
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The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
WHY IN THE FUCK DID YOU LET ME DRUNK PUNCH STEVE? HE IS SUCH A NICE GUY!
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
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YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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