We're like a lot better than the average bears
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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