Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
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that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
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Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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