My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
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worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
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Put some vodka in it
Its 7am
put some vodka in it
The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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