I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
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yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Golf group in front of us has 2 hooker caddies. One guy was getting a lap dance as he waited to tee off. Only in vegas.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
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Roommate just came in drunk and tweaked out because my tv has a DVD player built in. Waaaaaayyyy too sober for that conversation.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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