if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
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