making cat noises will not fix the situation.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
hold on, were in the kitchen painting a yellow brick road to my vagina on my leg with black light paint.
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
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