I was looking through my facebook friends list to see how many ppl on the list i've hooked up with, and was effectively reminded of my failed friendships, relationships, fuck budy-ships, friends with benefits, and "i cant remember if i ever did shit with him but we're awkward now" ships.
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
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I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
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I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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