Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
I intend to get homeless drunk
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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