Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
awkward like he asked me out for a "rest of the summer make out buddy" thing and I kind of had a female testicle retreat moment
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
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No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
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I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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