yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
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Green mimosas i think yes
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
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This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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