He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I was afraid that she would smell her boyfriend's penis on my breath while we were talking.
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
So I just chugged the rest of the wine in my mug so I would have something to eat my corn flakes in. With a plastic fork. I need a dishwasher
And maybe a life coach?
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
Can I color on your dick again?
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
Randomize
