Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
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Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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