Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I am swimming in semen. He must have been holding it in for a special occasion.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
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So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
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Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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