is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
You were pretty committed to that cat costume. Between pukes, you would meow and assure people that you just had a hairball you couldn't get out...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
Randomize